🍺 BEER
⚠️ MISSION BRIEFING — DO NOT BE LATE
GET READY BEER LAB ZEFARIA
Pizza. Beer. Wings. Ranch.
Your hockey friends. Long Beach. 6:45 PM sharp.
COUNTDOWN TO KICKOFF · 6:45 PM LOCAL
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SECS
Target: Today · 6:45 PM · America/Los_Angeles
Hydrate (with beer). Stretch (your jaw). Lock in.
THE HOLY QUARTET
Four food groups. Zero vegetables that aren’t optional garnish. If ranch is a personality, half this group is a dating profile.
WISDOM FROM THE BENCH
🍕 PIZZA
🍗 WINGS
🥛 RANCH
VISUAL PREP — STUDY THESE SLIDES
HOUSE RULES
- Show up by 6:45. Fashionably late is for people who hate wings.
- Ranch is a human right. Gatekeeping the dip is a penalty.
- Hockey talk welcome. Fantasy roster debates settle with another round.
- Photo evidence mandatory. If there’s no pizza in the pic, it didn’t happen.
- Tip like you meant to score. Good vibes only at Beer Lab Zefaria.
MEET HERE
Beer Lab Zefaria
Long Beach · Today · 6:45 PM local
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